A Love Letter to Mario Badescu

Dear Mario Badescu,

You are so thoughtful to remember my birthday & to email me a $10 gift card every year. I am a huge fan of your products, especially your eye creams. I've been using your eye cream for about 7 years, purchased almost exclusively online. I appreciate your careful packaging & speedy shipping & I especially like that you've noticed what I tend to order & enclosed a product guide for dry/sensitive skin this time. What I like most of all though, is the 3 free samples you let me include with every order. I've been making my way through the various night creams & masks. I've loved them all so much that I can't decide which one(s) to buy!

In short, thanks for being awesome!


P.S. Here is what I ordered: hyaluronic eye cream & then these 3 samples: 1) bee pollen night cream, 2) orange tonic mask, & 3) cucumber tonic mask. I'm also a big fan of the azulene & calma masks, which really calmed my skin down when I was running outside this past winter.

Jonny Corndawg

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