What a Croc!

Last night, while flipping through InStyle, I was stopped dead in my tracks by the scariest print ad I've ever seen. Crocs is advertising a new style of their popular gardening clog. I don't even know how to describe it. It's some hybrid between a mule & a flip-flop. It's got about a 2"-3" heel. And it's red. It's a red rubber high-heeled flip-flop. It's the most heinous pair of shoes I've ever seen. And I use the term "shoes" lightly. If any of you have seen this ad & thought, "hmm, those are cute". I warn you now, I WILL make fun of you.

On another note, the place were I had planned on having my wedding reception no longer rents its facilities for wedding receptions. So I'm back at square 1. I have no idea where to go from here. I've called all the "popular" places where people get married, but they're all either booked or way out of my price range. This is so frustrating!!!

Trader Joe's, bitches!

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